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Protecting humanity from artificial nonsense

Spotted AI slop? Report it. Join the force that tracks, verifies and calls out synthetic junk across the internet.

Our mission

Spot it. Report it. Stop it.

Spot it

Fabricated photos, deepfake videos, cloned voices, bot-written posts and content farms. If it smells synthetic, it's on our radar.

Report it

Paste the link, note what gave it away, and file an official case file in under a minute — from YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, X or anywhere on the web.

Stop it

Fellow officers corroborate your findings, every case gets a number you can cite in the comments, and the record keeps the slop accountable.

Why join the force?

The internet needs you, officer.

You're the one who can't scroll past it. The six-fingered “photo.” The robot-voiced “documentary.” The miracle gadget that doesn't exist. While everyone else taps “like,” you're in the comments, setting the record straight.

Every “this is AI” comment you write is an act of public service — yet today it vanishes into the feed the moment you hit post. Not anymore.

Join the AI Slop Police and turn every call-out into an official case file. Track your findings, back up fellow officers, earn your stripes, and build a service record that shows exactly how much nonsense you've kept out of the world.

Make the internet a little more human — and feel good about every report you file.

Thank you for your service.

Standard operating procedure

From civilian to commander

  1. 01

    Enlist

    Create your account and complete the enlistment form. You're sworn in on the spot.

  2. 02

    Get your badge

    Receive an official badge number, an officer ID card and a public service record.

  3. 03

    File case files

    Log every sighting with its link and evidence notes. Copy a ready-made citation for the comments.

  4. 04

    Rise through the ranks

    Earn merit, win Officer of the Day or Week, make Captain — and command your own department.

Chain of command

Promotions are earned, not given. Every case file and every corroboration earns merit.

  1. Cadet
  2. Patrol Officer
  3. Detective
  4. Sergeant
  5. Lieutenant
  6. Captain
  7. Commander
  8. Commissioner

Officer of the Day & Week

The top-performing officers are honoured every day and every week on the public leaderboard.

Command a department

Reach Captain and found your own unit — a Deepfake Division, a TikTok Task Force — and lead your squad up the rankings.

Never patrol alone

Share findings on the precinct feed and corroborate each other's cases. Three corroborations make a case Confirmed.

Your badge, on your home screen

Install AI Slop Police as an app on your phone. On Android, share any post straight into a new report; on iPhone, tap Share → Add to Home Screen.

The feed won't police itself.

Pin on the badge. Your first case file is waiting.

Enlist today